Fake Priestess

If this McKinsey thing doesn't work out, it's good to know I can always become a fake priestess and marry Japanese people at fake churches to fulfill their fake, Western, white-wedding fantasies:

The most sought-after is the Western “priest”. These are supplied by an ecclesiastical talent agency complete with fake ordination papers, should anyone bother to ask. For impoverished actors, models and English-language teachers, the work is manna: the pay is ¥10,000-15,000 a service, and you can do eight a day. One young Westerner, who earns ¥10m a year for a three-day week, says the work is not easy: unlike acting, where at least you get a break, you have to be a priest all day, and speak flawless Japanese to boot.