"Thank you very much, American people, for 'Love me Tender' "

Never has a news article left me so utterly speechless:

"Looove mee tenderrrrr," the [Japanese] prime minister crooned, as Mr. Bush, not one for letting loose in public, cracked up. When Lisa Marie Presley showed the prime minister her father's trademark sunglasses, he promptly donned them and thrust his hips and arms forward, an earnest imitation of a classic Elvis stage move.

Read this ridiculous article, and more importantly, check out the audio slideshow, on Koizumi and Bush's road trip to Graceland.